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I wish that at the end of a flight, the Captain would come over the loud speaker and, at the end of thanking me for flying with X airline, say, “Now get off my plane” in a Harrison Ford voice circa Air Force One.
OTTERS!
Otter vs. Adorable Kid
A cute little kid races an otter at the zoo. Who wins? We all do!
Cherry Tree // The National
If you like good music, you should listen to this song.
Update on a previously posted link.
I fail to see how administering bikini waxes to a child in the hopes that pubic hair doesn’t grow there is giving that child the best start in life.
Can’t wait for his show to come back on this summer. What a tease!
(Source: thesoapboxschtick, via rossn)
Three things.
1. I’m 26 and I don’t have wrinkles that require Botox.
2. Is she one of those kids from ‘The Event’ and that’s why she needs Botox?
3. What the smurf is a “virgin wax” and why does an 8-year-old need one?

