This coming Friday, November 12th, I will be attending a live taping of Maury. That’s right, I will be in the audience of the trashiest talk show ever to grace a television. In honor of this, I will be live blogging my experience. As far as I can tell, Maury prohibits the use of video and audio recording devices but not cell phones. I have the nifty Tumblr app on my iPhone so I plan to use that. If I am given a warning to put my phone away, I will write down my experience and post it later. Regardless of how it is done, you will get a minute-by-minute post detailing what it is like to be a Maury audience member. I’m so excited! I’m so…scared.